i'm a wanderer

pissyjorts:

kavvka:

pissyjorts:

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

(Source: staraptor, via yogh-urt)

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

(via yogh-urt)

purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

(via heyfunniest)

starsholland:

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

FUCK YASSSS

(via tookishhobbit)

just-shower-thoughts:

There could be a completely different way to view the world but we don’t have the sensory organ for it.

whatifdestiel:

mslorelei:

you-got-fanfiction:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monosexuals:

alphaaraptor:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

horses that don’t like labels

it got better.

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

Shun the non-believer!

Best bi post ever.

unicorns are a bi icon now I love it. 

(via thehissingshrimp)

hugealienpie:

fruitpun-ch:

evan-v-thehomosapiens-agenda:

princessbelix:

calumshood-ie:

shadhavar1126:

cinnamonrollwithit:

bellamynochillblake:

abbygrifffin:

asroarke:

amren-rhyssecond:

shenko:

omgbubblesomg:

quinnandersonwrites:

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

Originally posted by etudiant-en-ph3

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

Originally posted by angrychocolatefiend

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

Originally posted by frayed-espadrilles

EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ALREADY TOGETHER

Originally posted by leeloosmultipass

Originally posted by goakizaizinski

THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE SOULMATES

Fuck 😂😂😂

(via lunacycat)